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2689 quotable quotes

taffy was a welshman, taffy was a thief. taffy came into my house and made my wife queef

A Ques 4 u all..... I am a thing. techrs hate me,Cows like me,Monkey eats me. I am a 9 letter word. _ o_ _ m _ _ y_ its challange. Reply now..?

Just wish the sky wasn't blue the water wasn't wet ol satan iz out out there but who gives a fuck

OLD PEOPLE SMELL LIKE U BECUZ UR OLD

i hate it when u type in something like old people on google and u get old people. best prices on old people. shop ebay for old people, idk it just bugs me

i cant beleive its not butter

like

cock

lame?

man a damn week later and no updates...sad!

OK... IM DONE... NOT SO FUN ANYMORE

I YERN TO BE A FREAK HOE

THENEW FREAKS ARE HERE JOIN US...EROTICMANGO.COM

EROTICMANGO.COM

I NEED DICK IN MY LIFE...EVERYDAY!

taylor series of death

OMG! It's wuffletastic!

I came

this website game me a boner

one move and the nigger gets it

Oh dear.

TIGER

PSP

LEMON

LOL

COME ON, HURRY UP AND DO YOUR BUM-RUBBISH

woop woop

And Then I was like, Peeing is awesome!

And if you drink Jim Jones' 'soda', you'll die

If you drink Jones Soda, you will have an orgasm

Epic Fail

I'm famous!!!! Look I'm on wuffle.com! Amazing! WOo weee waaaa!

Jesus was Jewish? Cunt.

type something hereGO FUCK YOUR SELF YOU FUCKING DIRTY JEWS YOU THINK US CHRISTIANS WOULD UNITE WITH YOU FUCKING DIRTS SMELLY PEICES OF SHIT U FUCKING SKANK. GO BACK TO THE FUCKING SHIT HOLE U CAME FROM U FUCKING FAKE ASS PEICES OF SHIT. UR SO AFRAID

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type somegdfgfdgthing here

I'm going to kick the living fuck out of you.

You still exist bluetooth, that is impressive.

oh my god we're all gonna die

How does someone find the time to come here and post that?

Aw fucks sake - sort it out Huw

Uh-oh!

I can't people these people come here only to quote nonsense and don't even read the journal bit.

my testicles your pins

Some crazy Canadian has set up camp.

what the hell happened to the quotes page?!

3 BIG QUOTES!!!

You fucking moron.

cheese head shemales

Try to spell 'faeces' right, at least.

someone needs a castration

Fuck, someone had a good few hours to spare.

Who farted??

If you type a quote after this quote then you are a gay jew.

I mean it

If you type a quote here after this quote you're gay.

type something hereooooooooooooo

your dick is just decoration.

white is good

black is good

farting is good

fuck you

What the fuck is this?

I don't normally post shit on the internet, but after reading the complete bullshit on this site i felt obligated to write something

YOu guys are a bunch of fucking losers who have nothing better to do with your time, then to talk about black people and famous people. the only reason you talk about thenm is because you aint them so stop hatin and get over your

Who the fuck is Rob Davis?

nuclear

Liz Temple-Smith takes big dildos up her arsehole and pretends that her aunty is fucking her hard, aunty fucking sicko paedo mf.

Rob Davis sucks cocks

bad boy hack

WIZCURSE is an ugly whore who loves the cock up his bum . GGNORE by Vodca

STFU YOU FUCKING JEWISH NIGGER GO PICK ME SOME CORN YOU UGLY FUCK COON ASS BITCH

<b>what</b>

I CUT MY BALLSACK OPEN AND TORE MY BALLS OUT, GOUGED OUT MY FUCKING EYES, PISSED IN A BUCKET AND SHOWERED IN IT, THEN I DECIDED TO SHOVE THE BALLS IN MY EYE SOCKETS!

Fucking penis shit fucks poo shits monkey balls shitting all over the place and fucking your pet dog, Pongo.

Don't bother reading below this comment.

an expensive whore, not worth fucking with

PIECE OF MOTHER FUCKING SHIT CUNT FUCKIN GO BACK AND UR JER JEW NIGGER WHITE BLACK NIGGER HOLE FUCKIN RAPE UR JEWISH MOTHER TILL THE KIPPA OF UR COW INFESTED ASS PIECE OF SHIT

Added, you UCNT

i'm nice and easy

Oh god bees

why why whyyyy

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jlkhk

type something here kay?

GOOD ASS

Time for some prozac!

You are an insult to the whole human race

BAD ASS

bubbling fat

HI PPL I HATE UPING MY STUFF WITH S TODAY I HAVE TO UP MY WINGS TO +8, SO I HAVE BEEN ON LINE FOR ABOUT 6 HR TRANING IN NEW SRVA . SO I THINK NOW IS THE TIME GO GET ALL MY STUFF REPERD IN NORIA AND GET OUT S TO DO THE JOB, ALLWAY NOT LOOK WHEN I DROP

ure websites ful of bull shit, go back to ure no mans land, u big nosed sharon fucking losers!

MOTHER FUCKING PIGS!

GO FUCK YOUR SELF YOU FUCKING DIRTY JEWS YOU THINK US CHRISTIANS WOULD UNITE WITH YOU FUCKING DIRTS SMELLY PEICES OF SHIT U FUCKING SKANK. GO BACK TO THE FUCKING SHIT HOLE U CAME FROM U FUCKING FAKE ASS PEICES OF SHIT. UR SO AFRAID OF ISLAM THAT UR T

ISLAM OR ANYTHING ELSE DOESNT KILL YOU OUT FIRST WE WILL SO ENJOY UR FREEDOM WHILE IT LASTS. BEATCH.

i do not make idle threats my freind remove ur racist comment or else. i am closer to finding you than you think. If you really dont want to feel the wrath of islam than play it simple and as I SAY.

I got fucked by the car dealer Oh, fuck it! I guess I'm fucked now FUCK YOU! Fuck me. What the fuck.......? I don't understand this fucking business! Fucked again...I fucking couldn't be happier. What the fuck is going on here? Where the fuck are we.

u lot speak aload of shit! wats all dat crap about mohammad aldurri get ur brains checked u nitwits. u fucked up palestinian bastards.

hello , I am a PALESTINIAN , and i am PROUD of it

yer such a pervert, you molest Girl Sout cookies.

Shit! Ma balls fell out.

oh my lord!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOTHE R FUCKER! CUNTS! SORRY BUT THATS WRONG! I GREW UP HERE! I LIVE HERE! I SHOULD BE ALLOWED WHERE EVER THE FUCK I WANT! WHAT IS THIS SHIT

oh fuck off you stupid noobie cunt. you talk shit you cock hole. Why don't you fuck off back to where you came from, BASTARD? you are fucked. haMight want to think twice before you try to fuck somebody over, or you might just you noobie hloalol! Don'

FUCK GOD FUCK ALL RELIGIONS NIGGERS GO TO HELL BITCHES COCKSUCKERS FAGGOT BITCHES FUCKING CUNTS

fuck u fag faced hore go fuck a tree and shit all over every single tree up ur mums pussy u fag fucking hore rapest child malester bitch slut fuck head gay shit licker mother fucking penis biter fag fucking fag lol. FUCK YOU. i hate u by the way u fu

Seriously motherfucker, stop motherfucking typing.

I FUCK NIGGERS I FUCK NIGGERS I FUCK I FUCK I FUCK Niggers [Chorus] I FUCK NIGGERS, NIGGERS I FUCK (I FUCK EM) I FUCK NIGGERS, NIGGERS I FUCK U MUM

i want to kick ur ass motherfucker ,,,why u dont write me bicht ,fuck men i want to get drunk with u nigga and the other fuckers

this is the dumbest peice of fucking cunt sucking? deer shit i have ever seen seriously WTF oh yea ur real fucking cool nigga u can almost fucking kill urself

For fuck sakes man, what did you do that for you stupid motherfucking cocksucking ... Motherfucking Cocksucking Bitch or Motherfucking Cocksucking Bastard

Thats right mother fucker! I win! So what are you gonna do, show up in you ugly ass peice of shit?

Fucking retard.. you’re just jealous cuz your mom loves ur dog more than u

rape my cheese

IT'S TIME FOR OPTIMUS PRIME TIME!!!!!!!111

quote my bitch up. bitch.

felching your son since 1872

even more testing

smarty upgrade test

gayer than a gay man's gay gay

Breasts are nutritious and delicious, cheerio-o so good to eat

I like big dicks and I cannot lie

boxes of cocks(es)

mister T fucked me as a kid

ur a stringy piece of sperm

I love tits..!

ok ill type something

Fuck my rustaple rast claat

coffee? coffee in a box?

just brush the cheese off and give it a suck

love is like a kinder bueno - brown and creamy

love is like a kinder bueno - browna and creamy

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!

in love and outa tme

shemales smoking pot

420 joints on a bong

I hate "Time" I am in my own space you are all welcome as long as: 1. not a BUSH 2. have good smoke!!!!!

dirty manboys dot com slash i used to be a woman

mayak chickens inc -- they're glwoing witgh nutrition

NOT ADVERTISED USING SPAM EMAILS

who utilised a well known impotence cure drug

sex reassignment slaughter

SEXS

there once was a man from niagra...

radioactive grasshopper

nuclear cricket

I have dildo

You no rob me, I have gun!!!

wuffleybum.willy

why not?

um no

unless his soul is a TRANSEXUAL!!11111

as happy as a boy with 2 cocks. how happy is that? very happy :)

penises penilely poke planets

testicle terrorists trade trifles transiently friends

I am Jack's ghost

Jack has no ghost

guns will be obsolete due to the dildo cannon

I'm not worried about it, it's you that Jack's ghost will haunt

It was me i tells you! An if i could go back and do it again......god help me, id do it all the same......cuz it pissed u off so much.

meee

who the fuck thought it would be a brilliant idea to use such a simple key for the fucking hd dvd cipher?

nukes for peace

how dare you lie to meee

it is the truth

it is, a horribly horrible fictional lie of the worst kind

no its not

it's a lie

castration is good for you

errrrrrrrr?

aaaaaaaaah

oh it's truuuue

yoga is swahili for 'so homo he blows off black dudes with aids'

So in theory i could have sex with myself? cool, no more learing yoga just to bend n suck my own willy!

i do already

in the futrue everyone will have a retractable penis and a vagina

Yarr harr

Why you handsome devil you. Have you looked at me lately fellas? Ooooh belissimo!!

testicles shall be the pincushions of the future

It's 'allele' you twat

I can't believe I share an allelle with some people

i'll take the lot for 23p

crack cocaine only 25p

naked naked naked!

you predict wrong, fool!

I predict the internet will expire before we get to 3000

quote 1000 times a second or you'll have bad luck forever

Im quoting as fast as I can, leave me alone bitch!

go go go!

yay 2500 - counting the spam - only 500 til 3000!!

More gay than you can shake a homos cock at

More cock than you can shake a homo at

more homo than you can shake a gay mans cock at

The gayness returns.

fuck knows nothing

Fuck me, that Dean has a bloody big chin!

Hey what happened to all the spam?

Omg wha a shit site!!

cs2.gay

cs 1.gay

He tryed to read all the quotes, n died crying.

What happened to jesus ><

yes 'tis

is this site gay kthx

kthx gay site is this

gay is this site thxk

this gay is site kthx

my head hurts

this site is gay kthx

Bring Back Willybums.com!!!!! PLEASE!!!

He loves em, he cant get enuf of em!! Sometims he likes up to seven in him at a time!!

Mr Wilks loves the cock

cs hack

Keep your pimp hand strong!!!

do you smell that?,is evil... muhuhuhuhahahaha is the smell of my evil fart

should i clean my nuts sir?

It's made with mud and toilet water

Gravy's cheap nowadays

Mayne Its Hot Up In Herre

bob-in-a-pie, only 70p (80p with gravy)

I am here. I most certainly am not a haxor, especially not of the leet kind.

*is scared*

1337!!!! ^____________^

OMFG Bob is da 1337 h4x0r!!!

0.o bob?

bob?

i chinlock joo!

nuclear eunuchs -- the panacea for the times

jesus loves you. in th ass.

Monkey analingus

No, I am!

Im Spartacus!

Shit!

Can't we have one post with no fucking swearing?

Damn it!!!

No swearing pissed # 2

yay, wise is me!

Wise words follow:

Only Bob and Dean and Raz and Huw and Stefan may post quotes. The rest of you can rot, you piss spouting motherfuckers

No swearing post #1

my boc is very large, it is also a metallic box. please like my box.

cuntflapping goosenecked tangerines!

Wanker!

cock up robot ass

calm down dear im a good driver realy

cats are lovely in bed

I was in wales at the weekend, nuff said.

I agree with the no saying wanker, because calling wankers is offensive and makes you look like a wanker

Will everyone stop saying wanker!!!

you wanker!

All of you are wankers, anyone who thinks otherwise is a wanker

trouserbunnies ate the saucepans mummy !

prick the cuntbag with your face!

cuntbagprickface

Yes i am!!

i'm not!

Im sorry mr Dudly!!!

Ting Tong!!!!

shag my horselump! shag my horselump!

heeeey

floopy?

lmfao?

donkeys make good cockwarmers

Google sucks big floopy donkey dicks

i am sexy ladyboy haha

Why now init?

Now listen here cunt-features!!

pound my peg

WANKERS!!!

CANCER!

DIE!!!

hsdhdhdhhdhd

two handed awesomeness

i am sexy rentboy haha, you slip up my ass dollars and I i love you, yes?

cunt dodging, field faggots!

Sappening motherfuckers!!!

The Rude Arsenosulphides!

FeAsS

FUCK!

WANKERS!

DIE!

AsS, Arsenic Sulphide

fat chump on the bench

Shitty pigs for all!!!!!!1111

i am a shitty pig!

You are a shitty pig!

sausages are shitty pigs

Sausages are fucking lush

thsi site is dilberts dangles

dean wrote japseye on a dyslexic jew!

Away with you. You stain!!!

There was that dyslexic rock star who choked on his own vimto

Don't make fun of jewish people, burn them.

don't make fun of dislexic people

I dont' know what you mean!

you apostrophe abusing cuntface

nopes

Is'nt there like a reset button on this thing?

You know it's going to be a bad day when some bitch whines about the shitness of wuffly quotes

You know it's going to be a bad day when you check the quotes on wuffle and find loads of shit, like normal.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you can't get up

You know its going to be a bad day when you get up.

You know its going to be a bad day when you get up, turn on the tv and America is in the news headline.

You know its going to be a bad day when you get up, turn on the tv and their showing emergency exit routes out of the city.

2383 the year the quest to 1000 quotable quotes should be restarted

liar liar pants on fire!

2183 Sarcastic quotes - Trust me, i counted.

You can't spell GRAPE without G-Rape

Hush-up you fool!!!

i lika do the cha cha

*implodes*

yes

If you search for google.com on google.com......will it implode?

dry humping

Jump around.

ba ba broom

Do you know how long I've had that vase??!!!!! Wat

Fook it!!!

Very, very fast

Ran like a jew from the Nazis.

yid yid, the baker's son, stole a bagel and away he ran...

do you know how many times I've been called a jew?..... 4

OMG jelly!!!!1

i'm so cool

2364 quotastc quotes

Joleeee-heeeene.

yes, your missus loves my nuts

Oh son, your missis is a nutter!

Joo fatha smokes crack while raping yoor baby sistr. ;D IT'S TROO.

wow umm PENIS

Yesterday, over breakfast, I made a Freudian slip. I meant to tell my wife she was a bitch and had ruined my life, but instead I said 'Pass the butter!'

type soomat 'ere like

no shit, motherfucker

:-)

I think your server is being attacked, if you look carefully at your shouts, you'll see that people are trying to post Content-Type headers in your website's mail-form. Be shure to check your mail-scripts are secure!

gaybum wufflebum

wiffle

omg wuffle destroyed my sex life ohnoes

You are all the biggest geekz I've ever encountered... oh shit... now I'm one too... F*CK!

is there something in my nose? Oh noes!

pie is goooood

I like pie

i like your face

At least i'm not a big gay dead bear. Like Jos

type summut here

Robert Davies is a big gay bear. Gay gay gay gaygay gaygaygaygaygaygay gay gay gay!!

type something there

It certainly does. Like Robert Davies.

The 80s has so much to answer for!

Cut the mullet!

I lost my cock in a butcher's shop and found it in my gravy!

I slot my cock in the plot of a dykeshop

ann's a dumb bitch. now i know why i'm straight.

the atomic clock will run for a long time, but so will a rat full of amphetamines

Floating darkies

Reservoir Wogs? Come on.

There's no place like Wuffle.

Tarrantino's latest film about hurricane katrina "Reservoir wogs"

"There is a house in new orleans, its called the rising damp"

You suck at reading

Does anyone have any american hurricane jokes - i aven heared any yet.

How many quotes does wuffle have? 2327

How many Americans did hurricane Katrina kill? Not enough.

How do you stop a Tsunami? Put 140,000 Asians in front of it.

wanky wanky wanky

2320 - the year after Stef actually passes a driving test

Error: No quotes. They only make the page gay, you faggot.

2320 the year ashley's chin knocks over a skyscraper

omglets a new quote for the new old wuffle omg omg

that wasn't really crime, that was just a box with the word "crime" written on it

Everyone in here has turnde fag

i be lieken to buttsekz0r

y helo thar n00bling REEHHHH

hi

ash sucks willy

fuck skanky hoe

fuck skanky whore

SCABADOBEEEE ABBADOOEY, THAT'S ME!

NO ATOMIC WARFARE

firewood and a source of jokes?

One day these quotes will be used, in the same way as the bible is used today.

You suck cock!!!!

error 509: page sucks cock

Now lick my stamp

I knew that of course

snoods only became popular after the dogs wore them

filthy motherfucker wearing a snood

HITOSE, HITOSE

' HELLO

yay, I've achieved my life goal!

You are wank sir!!!

wuffle.cock

2295 the year of the failed maths exam

Have a cookie

Correct

Pink floyd are wank indeed

toggaf a seh eerga i sey

toggaf a era ris uoy

setouq elbatouq 0922

PIGFACE

I just saw Percival sucking off Bulgaria! Bloody hell!

Cockunshpeel!!!

ear wax is not a substitute for KY

Hating the prime minister is so pass

deeeeeaaaaaan!

To the person who posted this "i hate pink floyd.". Elaberate my good man.

amerikan shites

'beafburger' hoho, haha, etc

i hate pink floyd.

I can't believe that someone can't spell 'beef'. Christ.

bob ate all the pies

u r teh lose

i r teh win

if you ignore the , the statement would still be true

and ignore the t

No, the definition of irony is not sitting on a plane,t singing a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash

very, very chinlocked

very, very drunk

i love bums

dave till was here

peterlee is a a dog hole

beaf burger and chinese noodles

god im sick of work, i want to go home now

biatch ass mofo from wolvo

2264 the year bob gets popped by a policeman's tool

2263 - The year bob stops doing heroin because its popular.

2262 - The year 3/4 of the popultion are heroin addicts.

Away with you. You stain!!

now go and learn some university shit, you lazy fucker

you should be ashamed of youself

a black afro-american womble too

quiet you

taarg

2251 the year dean got eaten by a womble

"2247" - get it right you stain!!!

2250 - The year .0000000001 of a second is the winner!!

stop posting while I am

You fucker

2247 - the year of the danish telephone

2249 - The year heroin was available on the NHS........... to combat stress.

"Mischievous isn't a virginly quality" - I know. I dont care. pwned.

Apparently JP is just "kicking it on the west-side" with JC these days

The pope is gay, Dave!

I'm going to stick my cock up your nose!

Mischievous isn't a virginly quality

/ Dean brings his pool cue, that has deflowered a thousand mischievous virgins.

nor am I

I am not spam

bob sighs audibly

/Stef dons his womble-skin armour

/DeX Arms Himself With His Favoured 8 String Crossbow

Id dip my digestive in her Earl grey any day!

Quest for 3000 begins!! Arm yourselfs children, there are many spammers on the road to 3000.

and this is the 2235

omg that was the 2233

google motherfucker, can you use it?!

pink

blue

This is weird shit!

Off to the asspoundery

I think JWJ is the 'type something here[s]' spammer

That's just not goatse

"eels.wmv"

sexy pucy

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Actually was not me. I tried to make a tubgirl though, but failed

Ha, the fuck that was done manualy! I suspect stef and his busy code of doom.

yeah, that was pretty good

Praise be to the ASCII Goatse man!

That took some effort

Wow

HUW FAILS AT COMING INTO COLLEGE

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"2178 - the year crazy frog is banned" fuck! it took that long to get it banned!?

Dead people suck considerably They must do because they swell up. How else would they get the air in if they didn't suck?

That Fucking Crazy Frog Sucks Like Dead People Suck

2178 - the year crazy frog is banned

Ffudevol

So How Do You Explain Loveduff?

Taff's Well

Cwmbran!

Adds a quote...

the 2173'rd poster was 'ere

tubgirl takes it up the poo-chute!

I aint a fucking bitch!

Tubgirl is wrong..........so very wrong.

I did a tubgirl into daddy's goatse!

Make sure you squash it in good

I Prefer It Between The Sheets

On the bed or between the sheets?

Yes Shit The Bed

Shit the bed!

I have cancer of the chin..... too much chin locking.

WTF, mate.

Be warned: Yoghurt is not always milk..

Cheese is milk that has rotted.

I feel like chinlocking the guy opposite. Hard.

Feels like: -10 degrees. Yay!

Noeth

You All Shall Sucketh My Cocketh Oketh

hollo

Today I finished exams

hhhhhhhhh

Cheese is enriched milk!

typing is cheese

Yarr, ye womble wench!

The mighty Bulgaria: *Sets off on quest, finds keyboard - increase mocking power*

*Dons quoting-count-increa sing armour*

Ooh, a new quest to join

2146 - First to 3000 is da winner.

Take back the web.

Oh, the coils! The green cardboard coils! Woe is me!

WALALAY

Heroin does not explain the red and white stripy clothing though

Nah I've Seen Him Toking A Blunt

Liar, he only deals in acid

I think I saw Wally buying heroin on the street corner yesterday.

What is a sandwhich?

stevie Usher is a big hairy turd

anybody know were wally is ?

bloody cats

Tilly woz ea 2005

im eating a cheese and ham sandwhich and its very Yummy

http://www.rubbish-t ip.co.uk

THEN AN OLD MAN BUGGERS IT IN THE ARSEEE

Is he wearing diamond jewelry?

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. Also, you're drunk

'Who came in the yoghurt?' or 'Who cummed in the yoghurt?', the former being preferable

Please tell me then...my cum soaked comrade, what is the past tense version of 'cum'? Hmm can

It's 'yoghurt', and you need the past tense version of 'cum' to make any sense at all, you homosexual runt

Hmmmmmm....... this yogut tasts a bit funny. Ok!? Who cum in the yogut pot!!????

No wait........ this one!

No, this one is the best!

There are 2122 of these quote tingys, and i do believe that this is possibly the greatest

It's like XeD, but not quite, even.

It's like XeD, nut not quite.

What sort of geeky name is DeX?

the really pointless ones aren't here. if they were, they'd have a point, but they don't, so there.

EXCOOD BEEF HAD ANYBOTY GOT ANY BOT ORAN JOOF

.....cock!!!1111

.....cock!!!1`

Excuuzz mee, hath anybottty got a bottle orange jooose?

Cool DeX forgives you

It was me

Yes whoever agreed with me is correct and we win they have a point

Stupid twat

By being pointless on purpose they cannot be fully pointless

So the point of them is therefore to be pointless, giving them a point

Ooh, nasty

theres no fucking point, that's why they're POINTLESS, you fucking prick

Whats the point in making them anything more than that? PILLOCK

like you

all of these are just stupid and pointless

If I say wazbaaa what do you say son?

Fiddlesticks

Dr. Sam entered the room then died *OOOOH shitttttt*

HI NIGGERS!!!!!

All search the quotes for the one mentioning 'Accurace', then point and laugh shouting 'It's 'Accurist' you knob jockey'

first quote 2005 omg omg omg

womble.com/wimbledon /rubbish/bulgaria/nu kes/how-to.htm

womble.com

Forsooth

Neg gerbal

Did you mean: gerbil ?

mooo its the champion of the gerbal forest

Fail

http://www.pornolize .com/pornolize4?lang =en&amp;url=http%3A% 2F%2Fwww.wuffle.com& amp;submit=submit

Southern homo

Northern fagbaaaa

:O

Northen git

you knows i loves you

You SUCKKKKKKKKK Southerners RULES

It Doesnt Matter Because Im So Hardcore

You Missed The Fact That I Dont Use Commas Cock Knock

Yes I Love Huw Its So True

I Am DeX.......See, Me = Spam Spam Spam, I Love Huw, Capitalisation.....F aggot!!!

Why Am I Always Under Questioning, As To If Im Me :/

Hmm, used capitalisation but didnt say DeX, so is it really him?

Fight Me Then Faggot Love Dextor

I'd like to have a fight with whoever keeps saying faggot

Said the poet

Uh, no

Ride it, ride it, ride it like a ho!!!!!

Your All Faggots Who Will Ride Satans Cock

Jewish

nwp

tnuc ylgu gnikcuf uoy

lla uoy esipsed i woh

Bowel dwelling jarj !!!!

fooligan

2061??? You so do not get the point my good chum!!

2061 - The year that a baby born in 2000 is .................... ...

fuck

Providing said baby was male, that is

2060 - The year that a baby born in 2000 is this year a sixty year old man.

What!!! WTF, cunt off!!

fy..er...foughcks? i r azn me no know.

forever delayed

www.raglan.tk pwns

Will Be Done TONIGHT Die Raglan

Hack www.raglan.tk hack hack hack....hack the bone, hack it to the core!!!

Destroy all spammers!!!!

Get Firefox

I Shoot The Dice, I Holla Get Em Girls Daddy Need New Shoes, Daddy Need Pirellis That Look Mean On 22's

Mozilla FireFox

Mozilla

2048 - The year I took some acid and had an all year trip.

2047- The year of our lord Jesus Christ, wtf

Who knows what jollyphonics are then??

2045 - the year, when said phonetically, sounds like 'tweffph'

2044 - the year uhh

You get aids from hobo aSS

*bollocks, more bollocks, random mother insult, praise huw, kill spamming cunts, download mozilla* - Wuffle.com

I Can Make A Million, An Still Not Get Enough For Spendin

http://www.kingsofch aos.com/recruit.php? uniqid=868hg6zm

Living the dream

OH MY GOD!! FUCK OFF CUNTS!!!

you can't get AIDS from hobo cock

You suck the cocks of hobos and have caught AIDS from doing so

I made up a new word when I was drugged up. I called it 'puninininium' which means that something infinitely repeats. I have a pininininium penis

rabble it up, bitch

some of those who rape corpses are the same as those who fuck horses

If someone told you you were God's son/daughter, would you be happy knowing that you're gonna die even thought that the creator or the universe is your father and such

Since your crying for mercy, I promise my success will be the death of you

Gizmo looks good running

Nuke the country, Nuke-Nuke the country.

Arvind is naked!

2027 - The year the worlds population became so big that we had to start eating our own.

Christ, being 'random' on the internet has really had it's day, you know,

Person 1: Cock. Person 2: Indeed.

Hey Eddie, maybe it's a LOVE ferris wheel!

I shall piss on your fire, and make your mother my moaning whore

MISTER SMEE! bring me a nest of tables, some brasso, and a manhatta cocktail served by a monkey-wench in popsocks

if here is here and i am here, why the fuck are you looking at my crotch?

2020 - The year "The year" got old

Or inu

Uni re-arranged is Nui, interesting ain't it

Lovin uni big time

Yarr, uni, 'arrrrrrrr

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2014, you cuntttttttttszzzzzzz zszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzds

2013, The year you cunts you cunts

me and huw, livin' it large, durdurdurdurdurdurdu rdurdurdurudrdurdurd urdurdurudurudurudur udurduruduruduruduru durudeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeedurdurdurdurdu rdurdurdurdurdurduru drudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee

I pwned again! So soon after post 2000! *Bows*

2010 The year someone got Pwned

i cry, i cry

it says "looz" actually, haha you LOOZ AHAHAHA LOOZER

2007 - The year that spells 'Loos' when looked at upside-down

2006 - Tomorrow's world

2005 The year I said fuck off

2004, Present day. Time the year quoting thing stopped, methinks

2003 the year bob woke back up

2002 - The year bob passed out

2001 - The year bob showed Stef and the wombles his enormous cock and conquered them

2000 pwwwwwn Stef and the wombles take over with napalm and nukes

1999 the year thw eombles bought napalm

1998 the year the wombles bought nukes

1997 the year the ruskies apologied

1996 the year we blew up some ruskies

1995 the year the ruskies wanted their vodka back

1994 the year there were many pissed people

1993 The year vodka was made from tap water

1992 Some shit happened

1901 - Like 1990 only younger.

1990 The year like 1901, only older

189 The year I masturbated my dog

1988 The year the fungus that is my sister was created

fanny adams

1986 - The world rejoices; Bob is finally born.

1985 - The year preparations begin

1984 - The year of Total Dystopia, Newspeak and a boot stamping on a human face forever.

1983 - The year of the millipede (Chinese tradition)

1982 - The year of the synth-pop explosion

1981 - The year the fashion police didn't succeed

1980 - The year when shoulderpads and puffball skirts were declared compulsory for a decade

1979 - When nothing was fine

1978 - When nothing was great

1977 - The year with absolutely no anarchy in the U.K.

1976 - The year of the bestial moron

1975 - The birth of Jive

1974 - Another year of getting sore

1973 - Another year with nothing to see

1972 - Another year with nothing to do

1971 - The year that your dad talks about

1970 - The year of the death of musical icons

1969 - When everything was fine

1968 - When everything was great

1967 - The year hangovers were compulsory

9616 - The year dyslexia was 'in'

1965 The Year The DeX Imposters Are Reminded DeX Talks Like This

194 The year he realised thats more than you

1963 - The yea DeX remembered how he is a wank stain on the underpants of life.

1962 - The year world peace ended with a world war.

1961 - The year of world peace.

1960 - Grooooovy Baby *Does hippy dance*

1959 - The year before 1960

1958 - The Sigher's Strike

1957 - The year the world did a collective sigh. *sigh*

1956 the year DeX returned

1954 The year 'yea' became 'year' and the year DeX was time travelling

1965 The yea DeX remembered how he began this 'year' shit

1953 - The year the number of "The year" quotes, out-numberd the regular quotes.

1952 - The year the word "aSS" was outlawed!

1951 the year Jesus was still dead

1950 The year your musical taste was discovered

1949 The year I laughed profusely.

1948 the year 'ponce' was shouted loudly

1947 The year Oasis still rooled

1946 is when the moblog required comments

1945 Were Jammin

1944 the year a spammer was fed non-mouldy ham, and choked

1943 The year another faggot spammer died

1942 - The year the war on spamage begins.

That Sir, is bad grammar.

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1910 - The year adequate grammar became compulsory while posting on wuffle.

1909 The year WMP v10 was released, and the world trembled with fear.

1908 the year James' spammage was revealed

1907 the year I stated the bastard obvious.

Plus Dean is the one obsessed with napalm, stef is claymore mines.

Plus one more 0 to the below...

Even Stef knows 1900 comes before 200

Scheming fuckers

Stef did not post the below

2000 by Stef - lets napalm some arabs!

1899 the year champagne was stockpiled

1898 the year celebration preparations were made

1897 the year the 1890 data was proved incorrect

1896 the year the below was debated

1895 the year traffic lights turned pink

1894 the year the treacle quarry dried up

1893 the year wuffle came back to life

1892 The year wuffle died for a few hours

1891 The birth of the miming door man

1890 the birth of the rhyming forum.

1889 the year i realised, hey what the fuck happend to 1884?

1888 the year that had three eights in it.

1887 The year I realised I started this

1886 the year the quest for 2000 resumed

1885, the year I stopped giving a shit!

That was 1883, of course

1882 The year the population altered suddenly in size

1882 The year that socks were banned for being too 'erotic'

1881 the year people discover how to wash socks

1880 The year socks were invented

oh kiss me cunt oh kiss me cock oh kiss the world

System of a down - The Metro

It came from above. it was really hot though, I can see where the 'from hell' fable originated.

I glad you see what i see

I see

From Hell

What!!? Where the hell did that come from?

Napalm. Mmm.

NOFFFFFFF

NOOO

What a lot of F's. Its like F^99

Mr F. Fosterfelled also had an F

Mr F. Fullo'f had an F

vaginas look a little like badly made ham sandwiches

Who the hell had FFF in their results?

Although I'm going to hide my priceful belongings too. Somewhere he'll never look. Like in the Job Centre

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Jigaboo

Yes you eeek at the racial shit

eeeeek

Eek

A small black man has just entered the room, hide your priceless belongings

Aye silence

"Knock, knock" "Who's there" "Go fuck yourself"

RESULTS - FFF. Bugger.

ooh, magicalot of the palingnomes

Read it in reverse you rabid dog

falalashutup

A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA

Fuck mieee

Well sweet baby Jesus in the hay!

Sweet Jesus! There sure is alot of crap on Ebay. A used fag! WTF?!!!??? I could sell my grannys false teeth!!

Bum partaaaaay!

Bummmmmm mmmmmm ooohh the bummm

I love the bum its offiicial you love my bum hoe lover

2omorrow is Monday tomorrow ull b able to go to school and learn, just like every weekday! Why not spread the word jackass?! Send this to at least 8 ppl tonite and ensure yourself of losing respect from people who have a brain!

I love you Steve. You're kinky, like a turkey sandwich.

k?

wtf

Shrek rhymes with 'Stupid motherfucking shit'

Thea year is 1840 and yes im still horny

SMOM = Suck Me Off Mofo

Do coke much?

Momma's back

SMOM? WTF?????

SMOM

FUYC

STFU

So then, she said she gave amazing blow jobs. So I said, Ha i'll believe that when I deliver you a pint of throat yogurt !!

Well I may be stating the bastard obvious, but I think i'm doing.............. Fuck all!!!!

no sence

Cherry flavoured sweeties and chocolate mice mmmmmm

It's been a business doing pleasure with you.

your 'kay' is O, but is gah

Your mum is a slapper, but its ok

your blog is boring, but its ok

I have nothing relevent to say. I'm just passing time while the porn downloads.

"Do certain people get assorted stuff there? Under the counter like?" - Are you asking.............w ill I pleasure you for a price we negotiate later?

Top tip - FARMERS Don't worry about old Bertha not producing milk any more. Just play with your favourite bull, and turn Bertha's semi-skimmed into full cream!

Do certain people get assorted stuff there? Under the counter like?

Top tip - ALCOHOLICS Don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to Dean's pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

Top tip - MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop you

Top tip - DEPRESSED people Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc

Strip her!

Strip him!

nah the negroes werent here today

Now thats what I call real ultimate power

Ninjas exist only to flip out and kill people.

*insert fart here*

purple markers taste like grapes

Fuck off, asshole!

Food Standards Agency to spend

Farmer is angry after realising why 'Dairy Products Inc' hired out his prize cows for an hour each day

Activists murder several hundred herds after they are shown to be responsible for cheese!

Compensation for families of lactose-intolerants after cheese is found to be lethal to sufferers!

Astronauts to be questionned by police after moon-cheese is found to be a fable!

Newsflash - Riots break out as popular dairy admits cheese is actually enriched milk!

top tip - allowing your milk to turn rotten for a month will result in a 12% reduction in your annual cheese bills

top tip - when committing suicide, frantically flapping your arms will make it look like an accident

top tip - A SIMPLE check that your wife has not accidentally left Flash Toilet Wipes on top of the cistern instead of the usual Andrex moist bum wipes will avoid cross words and marital discord.

hee hee, 1800.......yeah!!!

Do you know what I think is a good word, "Exciting-underwear"

Being in Auschwitz was horrible. Us Gipsies had to have cold showers, because those damn Nazis always gave the Jews the first showers. They used all the hot water. Cunts.

How come my gran survived the horrors of the Blitz, but has been so badly traumatised by the clocks going back that she can't stop banging on about it? The stupid whispy-chinned bitch.

Top Tip - DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.

*Insert insertion device here*

It would be really funny to tell someone you'll donate an organ to them, but then not to. They'll laugh because they really fucking need that organ.

I think a good joke would be to ask a homeless bum for his rent money. He'll laugh because he has no house.

*Insert 'insert <something> here'*

*Insert penis here*

*Insert racist quote here*

I'll bet those hebrews hide C4 up those damn large nostrils too

The Jews! With noses like that they'll soon use up their fresh air quotas! Imagine the taxes we could charge!

Unfortunately this will mean that the price of fresh air will go up from free to just over

With the threat of terrorist bombers becoming evermore a threat, Audi have released plan for their revolutionary new car model. The Audi o2, that runs on fresh air.

*sigh*

You spilled my egg.......I really needed that egg

Hi there, Old Man Jacob

You are about as funny as AIDS, stfu

We should try to sell a huge case of army chest rigs. Just change 'with ammo pouches' to 'C4 pouches' and 90% of 3rd world terrorists will want one!

That new wall should reflect any C4 blasts back at them

With all those terrorist bombers knocking off their own race, I recons in time the problem will just solve itself.

Id rather a million people die than buy petrolium from those ass-buggering americans!!!!!!!!111

*Sarcasticly* Yes Napalm them, you fools, with all that lovely petrolium making substance! What would we run our cars on? Fresh Air!!!!

Although 'humped' camels will then become extinct

Compulsory anal spikes for camels! That'll stop the camel-buggering going on over there!

Yes, Napalm would seem to be the way forward see how they like drinking that hot shit for breakfast

b

Napalm the fuckers

They stole our air!

I suggest we blow up Afghanistan an fuck em, what have they done for me lately?

You cocking fucksucker

Bloody cocking awful

It's 'they're' too

Spit roasted Flopsy and Mopsy?

I love animals, thier delicious

Maria is my lovebunny, k? You gonna slag her off you answer to me, punk! (Yours Truely, Percival)

when is this world going to give up on War, and just wipe out the inferior ones with nuclear weapons

Suck my dick!! Suck my dick!!!! Maria would never say such a thing!! You ho!

Suck my dick is what she said

Bulgaria: Arrr ye scurvy cunt, what ye diung bangin' me ho!!

maria: oooo, ooo, oo , ooooooooooo, *Orgasm*

Or banging some bloke who

One second.......

yogurt even

Or enjoying half a pint of throat yoghurt

Or thrusting inside their cinnamon rings

Or licking their shitrings

No, shagging men in the ass......would class you as being gay.

Poofter

Quite probably

Would listening to N sync class me as being gay ?

hold my head we'll trampoline finally through the roof on to somewhere near and far in time, velouria

Wank! It

'And they're off to a slow start! This could be terrible if they want to get to their target quote count of 2000 before August!'

lmao, rofl NOT. FUCK YOU.

he he he! LOL :-)

Antonius

*Insert random Nazi bullshit here*

E = mc^2

OMG......c0X0r

pi * x^3

fookar

how kitsch

To the front of the queue, bitch

Shut it, greeple

Happy days people!

tee he he

pee

Agree

Although the rhyming spam is far superior to that of the 'Type something here' variety

Spammers are bum-raping cunts

*News flash* Spammers change tactics so they don

OMG OMG OMG......Rhyming spam!!

Eh?

Say, Gay?

Yay!

H-I-J

It's OK

Nay

type something here k

One day i'll look back and think, oh shit i could have died that day.

137K, half as hot

If it's 0 degrees out side and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, what temp will it be???????

Badger ladies of the night, Cake puppies pimp policemen,Nurses plesure fucking monkeys.

told you I was hardcore

g0ats3x?

Person1: If a tree falls in the woods and theres no-one about to hear it does it make a sound? Person2: WhaT KiND oF FuCkTaRd rEtaRdEd QuEsTiOn Is thAT, OF COURSE IT DOES!!! FOOOOOOOOLLLL!!

Then she farted, and it went down my throat!....*sigh*Tru e story

Uglygit

Prettyboy

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don

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ooooooh! thats nice!

Person1: Please don

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I hate you too, you make me sick you fat sack of crap!!

get real

no way ho zay

why??

You never say boyo either, anal fetish!

I never say anal fetish, boyo

I still looooooooove uuuuu cagil

*Faint voice* The pwnage.............. .......the pwnage

*nuu nuurrrrrrrr* Wrong answer thankyou it was me :D

"anal fetish" - That certainly sounds like Stef

YOu go and suck off a hermit moofofofofofofofoofo fofof

Why don't you make like a tree and GET THE FUCK OUT!

#forum vote 1

Catshit

Ratshit

Bullshit

Personally i thought it sucked, and seems you have some sort of anal fetish

You can stay at the back then.

"No, fuck you. You deserve a good fucking. Anally. From a man with a 24 inch penis. And you deserve to be split open during the insertion of said penis." - If thats not Stef, ill move myself to the front of the queue!

How did you know it was me?

Good post by stef! Bad reply by other person!

I would very much enjoy the splitting of my anal region

No, fuck you. You deserve a good fucking. Anally. From a man with a 24 inch penis. And you deserve to be split open during the insertion of said penis.

Fuck youuuuuuuuu

You know nothing of it!

You are both weak, I shall rule this chin wagging greatness

Not forgetting the lesson time rule, which is a bit dodgy when the teachers don't turn up...

Stef posted the below

You must chinlock with an arm behind your back. You must also await a challenge before you attempt any finger-under-chin action.

You un-gentlemanly cunt! You and your street shall go wanting!

I dont play your rules, I play the roolz of the street

"I'll chinlock anytime, anywhere!" - Not possible you fool! Get your god damn facts right before posting or you run the risk of being pwned!

The level of pwnage is strong in this one.

If you are the "CHIN-LOCK" champion sir, then please to explain to me and Stef(The creators) what it is and how it is conducted, paying particular attention to the lesson time rule! - Dean

I bet im the chinlock champion, id fuck you all up

I'll chinlock anytime, anywhere!

For that im going to kill you

Sir, you possibly will mull over yourself challenged in the direction of a chin-locking competition!

Shit, shit, what, shit on them heads

I shit on yo' heads

How I despise you all.

Cumonnnnn

Apparently it's all downhill from here

Volcanoes, volcanoes we all love the boat

An adventurer is you! A sausage muncher is you!

Yes yes, winner is you!!

Is This An English Lesson? Fucking Nerds...

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Fucking cocksucking paedophile

Once again..........pwned

OMG!! I hope you don

And 'retard'

Actually, it would be 'fuckin''

OMG who gives a shit!,,::= yoo fook'i''''n' ratard

It's fucking 'wouldn't', you fucking illiterate spastics

person1: I would'nt touch him with a barge pole! person2: You own a barge pole then? Who owns a barge pole?

I think I

Certain, cunt features!

Are you sure?

You'll be first in line to work the treadmill

Save Endangered Wildlife - Start killing humans !!

Instinctly magical

Rubber ducky, Rubber ducky, where be my rubber ducky

Pwned like a dog in the street

He was pwned like a jew

No more, no less................ ......... just pwned!!!

I pwn your sweet cheeks mum ;)

I pwn your mum :) sweet cheeks

My god, if i pwned any more i would pwn the world!!!!!

MMmMmMmMMmMmMMmMmMmM mMmMm cool beans

After my curry, the bathroom was visited by me the next day, I had a diarrhetic orgasm :)

Ahoy there Judenite

Too the person whom posted this "Yesterday, over breakfast, I made a Freudian slip." Sir, you are a genius and i am well impressed! *Gives hugs*

Crohn's &amp; Colitis

Dont talk about Auschwitz, my grandfather died at auschwitz........... ....he fell off a guard tower!

Yesterday, over breakfast, I made a Freudian slip. I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter, but instead I said, 'You bitch! You've ruined my life!'

Tee hee

When someone tells you, that you need a shave, should you listen?

Ta har d

Dinner's ready

fifty pence? what do you want thirty pence for?

Twat

not even

Are you hindu, and or muslim?

Are you Jewish on my Dad?

Sock mould

alright

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What's Beef?

Beef

Weird shit goes down when you dont wash your socks properly, ill have you know

Silly sausage

I am the monkey!!!! yes u want me

Cheese is what powers nuclear power plants, not Uranium

The Moon is a hallucination created by the government to scare corn into growing faster.

Spammer, from latin "Cuntus muchi"

why am i on this site

when is this world going to give up on War

i love Being Rich

i hate work and i also hate VEG

cheese and ham

wait and bleed

rubbish-tip.co.uk

stop breakin' down. stuff that's gonna bust your brains out baby, gonna make you lose your mind

as do you, sir.

Then you suck

i just dont get it

what is this web site all about

[img] = lame

rofl what nub sorta tags are [img], this isnt fucking forum world fuck fuck fuck

Me likes

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c0ck

WIndowmaker > *

*Kisses Dean, then snorts coke off him*

*Chinlocks Dean, then spits coke on him*

Spam upsets me *Cries*

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don't smoke cigarettes, don't take any drugs, don't go out at night, just fuck

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no, im afraid i might get spammed....

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Raz Rox.

Poor Raz, these lies upset the dear fellow

RAZ IS A TURD

RAZ IS AN IDIOT

RAZ IS A FOOL

1212 this is just a test, 1212 this is just... a ... test!!

If Raz sucks cock then it must be a cool thing to do

Filthy lies, designed to pollute the minds of Raz-Lovers everywhere

In a million miles of everything else, he sucks cock

Raz does not suck cock, never in a million miles of wuffle

Lets face it Raz sucks cock

Raz = Yay

English = cunt

You speak as if i give a SHIT!

Up with Raz, down with (nearly) everyone else

We love Raz

Raz for leader!

I didn't know til just now that if you type 'Mic' into Word, autocomplete suggests Microsoft Coroporation. Pretentious bastards.

Check the cool french horn man. He>You. Therefore vote Raz for something

RAZ IS A STUPID CUNT

RAZ IS A CUNT

Im Not A Filthy American, Im ENGLISH

Filthy Amerikans, they are not half as good as Raz, never!

Raz for guv'nor

These are lies, designed to damage Raz's reputation

I Have Concluded Raz Is An Ugly Virgin Child

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Raz Dex War? Who the fuck is Dex? he sounds like an utter twatfacenoseflippafl oppadictionarybycle willy munger

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Praise be to Maddoxz

Is someone you know anorexic? A good joke would be to tell them that they're fat. They'll laugh because anorexic people aren't fat. HAHAH

Interesting

surely that should be 'surely' - Bob

Aye. One vote here

Forum anyone?

Who cares?

Sure that should be "Suicide" - Dean

MMM Suiside Bombers Id Love To Meet One

*StAtS* Spammers are ten times more likly to become suiside bombers!

Raz Rox

OMG dex forgot his capitalisation hat

the dex/raz war seems to happen a lot now. i prefer dex, raz is a cunt.

cuntfuck

Come into my coat, little boy! *Evil grin*

no wub for stef or dean?

I R TANG I R WIN U SUX MY WILLY ALL OF U ESPECIALLY RAZ COS I WUB HIM MOST :)

gays

where's this effin forum then, huw?

i bet your mother made those...i don't believe you

Arr, Dean has a huge chin

Dean: You don't match Huw's rugged good looks. Stef: So you fancy Huw? Dean: *no comment*

add that bitch

got some pizza

whoohoo, you r 1 dum bum

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wuts w/ da big freakin gap

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u peeple scur me

holy shit watson you solved the case!!

did whats his name get at you today? "who?" "deeezzzz nuts!"

beer goggles are fucking awesome till you lose them in the morning

Sherlock

no shit

WoW I MUst Be COOl I KeeP SwiTChing BetWeEn CapiTALS And SMaLL LetTeRS

'YoU PeoPle Are DA reASoN GoD HAzNt Cum BAck 2 EArtH YeT' - I WAS MOCKING THIS, YOU FAGGOT

selecta

when i say bo, say selecta. Bo! Say it then.

and i want you you are the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug

You are the only one talking like that you capitalising sod, so shut it yourself.......PRICK

who is the Cap1TaliZinG freInd?.......oh my god lol

So shut it

Oi, you, I posted that to mock our 'Cap1TaliZinG freInd omglol'

"YoU PeoPle Are DA reASoN SpaZtiC Sk00lZ ExiSzT" - spaztics talk and look like this you fucking retarded shit-backer, the sk00lz are full of people like you.........RETARD

Anyway, telling god to fuck off isn't perverted. Maybe wanting to slip inside Mr. Goatsex is. Hmm...

The below comment is mockery of our capitalising Jehovahs Witness friend

YoU PeoPle Are DA reASoN SpaZtiC Sk00lZ ExiSzT

God wants to 'cum' on earth? And we are perverted?

shut up

dont make me laugh

{:-o im hurted

i dont no y i ever came 2 dis site. u all r PERVERTED

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den say it

yuh

u wanna say summit?

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sigh

teh n00b of teh bishop of canterbury

Link is not tubgirl or similar btw

http://www.b-b.lug.o rg.uk/

da bibel iz nut rittun like dat mate hav respct to teh lordz wordz brotha

Yes. Faggotshutcunt. God can suck me off like he did to adam if he so wishes.

have u read da bible cuz it sayz don't curse

god (note small g) of teh SUCK COCK PRICK FUCK MOTHERFUCKING GOATSEX

you have small penises

OsAmA biN llAmA

do u blieve in GOD

Yes0r, n00b

makes no sens0r

It was a chin

It wasnt an adams apple then

1540

ball fagothis

cunt swear

sucky my yellow ducky before he goes for fucky

This quote feels like an adams apple, but i dont know?............... ...........

I Railed Your Sister.

It was

The last post feels like Stef, but i dont know?............... ...........

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goatse goatsecx goatsex goatpr0n goatfucking goat-for-momma

incoming

moooo

don't have a cow

wtf? are you retarded, dear?

Add Quote, Bitch

*Hence 'pushes'* I could be a gal though

*reminds the guy that their 520 off 2000

*Pushes 2000*

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I mean, for fucks sake. Fuck.

Fuck.. this.. this... fiend. I mean, what the fuck? Damn. That's just.. fuck.

Steve be a witness to the abomination

GOBLIN GOBLIN GOBLIN GOBLIN GOBLIN GOBLIN, FACE EATING FACE EATING

And the goblin eats his face everyniiiiiiiight

Its not funny

I lied I cant count

this is the 1400th quotable quote

What the sweet cunt is going on .................... .................... ...........?

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You talk as if i give a shit!

Dean of teh suck-cock

There is no B in suxorz

Sux0rz

SuX-0rB

Meanwhile in Iraq: "So, what do you want to be when you grow up?" Response: "A suicide Bomber!!"

I had a bit of a post whore moment there - Dean

whyever not?

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Hedgehogs, I love hedgehogs!!

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Vegetarian?!!

Happy birthday, you son of a bitch!!

Daddy, that dead man tried to eat me!!!

You want bread?!! Go FUCK a baker!!

Is it your first time being robbed?

OMG Manb00bs!!!

.........if you choose to persist then I

Too "Why the fuck would unzipping quickly cause your nuts to vanish", you stupid CUNT!! You suX0rb so bad, i Pwn you forrrrreeeeeverrrr!! !!! You obviously did'nt understand.......... ..so i'm not going to explain it.

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Only i care? Look at yourselves spending ages typing messages about how no one cares, you obviously care because you've been going on for ages how huw should stop my bum bum from spamming. I R TEH WIN. You lose faggo boys, hsssastsalavista, babyyyy.

Only i care? Look at yourselves spending ages typing messages about how no one cares, you obviously care because you've been going on for ages how huw should stop my bum bum from spamming. I R TEH WIN. You lose faggo boys, hssastsalavista, babyyyy.

Only i care? Look at yourselves spending ages typing messages about how no one cares, you obviously care because you've been going on for ages how huw should stop my bum bum from spamming. I R TEH WIN. You lose faggo boys, hsastsalavista, babyyyy.

Only i care? Look at yourselves spending ages typing messages about how no one cares, you obviously care because you've been going on for ages how huw should stop my bum bum from spamming. I R TEH WIN. You lose faggo boys, hastsalavista, babyyyy.

Only i care? Look at yourselves spending ages typing messages about how no one cares, you obviously care because you've been going on for ages how huw should stop my bum bum from spamming. I R TEH WIN. You lose faggo boys, hastalavista, babyyyy.

Why the fuck would unzipping quickly cause your nuts to vanish, you fucking retarded cocksucking pissed up donkey fucker

Its norrible typiing in a rush and themn making mizztakes, its like un-zipping and finding one of your nuts is missing

I was just making a point that if Huw wanted to delete them he could, be he does'nt care! Only you care and its his site for shits sake!

to spammer: Really? How enthralling.

Noel Edmunds bum fuckers

Huw is mocking them by not deleting them? I dont see how that makes sense. Also i know that i spend less time typing the spam messages out than you did writing that. Its not like i click add then wait for the page to load everytime...12.3

Huw is mocking them by not deleting them? I dont see how that makes sense. Also i know that i spend less time typing the spam messages out than you did writing that. Its not like i click add then wait for the page to load everytime...123

Huw is mocking them by not deleting them? I dont see how that makes sense. Also i know that i spend less time typing the spam messages out than you did writing that. Its not like i click add then wait for the page to load everytime...12.

Huw is mocking them by not deleting them? I dont see how that makes sense. Also i know that i spend less time typing the spam messages out than you did writing that. Its not like i click add then wait for the page to load everytime...1.

Huw is mocking them by not deleting them? I dont see how that makes sense. Also i know that i spend less time typing the spam messages out than you did writing that. Its not like i click add then wait for the page to load everytime....

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?

That's a lottta nuts!

*old man's trousers* Ah, fuck.

*old man* I wet myself

*old man* I've missed the bus.

Whom ever is posting all those "type summut here" posts is a fool! The person lowers him/ her-self by wasting time typing all them out, while Huw is mocking them by not deleting them! simply because he can....lazy lazy bastard - Dean

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ah. well, silly me.

Yes. You zomig.

Zomig?

The spammers cometh, surely they are Zomigs and lead their lifes in the shadow of Zomig - Dean

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thats all now. toodleoo

yeehaw, i'm loving the 1100 fresh feeling.

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my word, it isn't long until post 1100

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GO AWAY

Zomig of teh nasal spray...NOT

It's off to Nazi Love Camp 403 with you, you Zomig!

*Gets 1063 and wins*

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Dean pwnes post 1061, first one to 1062 wins!

z0W1G - Yarr!!

My god, the sheer level of PWNAGE here is unbelievable! Quote Zomig if you agree - Dean

Mr Mcarthy = Zomig

omg......zomig

To the person whom quoted this abomination; "it's just a song title -_-", sir, i need say no more on the matter *considers matter closed*

14:22:57 - <Keith-AFK> Google Result > dead g0at pr0n ':> http://wuffle.com/?m =quotes

Yam was here, bitch.

pimpampeons

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Owned? Owned? Wtf, who owned who?

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owned

Fuck you bitch, like I give a fuck. Thats what comes of being bored! Twat!

Mathew owned

shit

IT'S SPELLED 'STOPPING'! THERE ARE TWO FUCKING P's, FOR FUCKS SAKE

Hax Hax Hax

Comments.

That reminds me.....hax!

And back to stay, there's no stoping us!

Rargh! College is back! So are we!

WE'RE BACK

WTF is that guy on about with the Pink Floyd quote? For one, it makes FUCK ALL sense. Second, it's just a song title -_-

Then Darnkness Crept In And Changed All Of Us

I did say something, I said Fuck This *Exits*

About the pink floyd quote - what?

does anyone know the number to the speaking clock?

To whom posted the quote mentioning Pink Floyd

Stef!! For the love of god say summut!!! - Dean

My god!! You people are sad!! My life

I wasn

Fuck this. *Exits*

*raises brow*

C:/con/con

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Didnt nobody here my command?

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Where, where, where, where's Wally?

yarr me maties, shiver me timbers and suck my weiner

Oh my god what the fuck barbie que

Double you tee eff?

Sitting in a seat not be leet, omg my shoes are off my feet

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Who would have thought it was so annoying just sitting in a seat

martinas? Mratinas le porn star?

yoyoyo

Lol, is anyone out there?

I need a bit of fluff, need a bit of fluff!

martin? Martin? Shock gasp horror!

and plants eat eyes

Where the cheese still flies

IS TEH MARTIN OUT THERE????????????///

One kills computers and one goes bang

hackers and crackers are very different

Bones made 1000!!!!!

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I win

CMON

:-/

hax

I mean 996

No posting counters now lads

hairy 993!

who created the creator

yeah

988 quotes...reckon we can hit 1000 before Martin gets down the library?

The below was bones-bones

*makes fireball with hand* I am the ultimate fireball man!! I beat you with fireballs! Hiiiiyaaaaaaa

Chris is here too so you can talk to him as well

Yeah ok Mart

ill will be going to the libary so i will be talking to u from there ok bones and steve and mattew

YOU LIE

Would you like a spoon !!!!! >.<

i am not, i am not

Stab you with fork

Sooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo tired

Chris stop looking at the back of m head...its unnervin...- bones

really!!!

Ah die die die die die die - as heard from over by martins pc......-bones

yeah its massive

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none

Chris you dipshit answer me, what car you got?

I am the god of all pink flowers! We shall rule the world..PREPARE TO DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!- bones

goetia

Occult world < Real world.

legendary in the occult world

Chris, what kind of car you got?

Dr John Dee is legendary

the linux penguin

Penguins are purple

Im not a hippopotumus! Im a penguin!

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WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWA AAAAAAAA IT WAS ME PEERING THROUGH THE LOOKING GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SS

Well done everyone, only 40 quotes until 1000!

OMG 73h 40 q0u735 70 60 :o

IT WAS BONES WHO HAPPENS TO LIKE WOMEN WITH NICE ASSES BUT THATS A SONG YOU STUPID HIPPOPOTUMUS

bonse

wtf? you =)ing at me? you bent twat!

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that wasn't me

You like your men with big butts then do you Chris?

I wanna post quotes!

like a 'kamehameha'

I like big butts and I cannot lie, all you other brothers cant deny, when a girl walks in the room with an iddy biddy waist and that round thang in yo face you get STRUNG!

i am mainly know by my real name though - Kinsey

lets talk about something a little closer to home... like coolege or something lol

Chris, make a fireball come out of your hands...power it up so you burninate Keith

I am not known in the occult world nor do I want to be - bones

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I am known in the occult world as Mr. Steven Sproat.

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GIMP!

I really should do the systems development life cycle ..I think Im gonna cry

i am know in the occult world as Frater Exorcismus Ignis

You're training to do them fireball things, aren't you?

i am working on it though

*runs screaming the words* its a freaky psychic mofo!

Matthew: Dam you people what you talking about?

preempted answers!

not currently

Are you a serious occult student?

no i'm not

*looks confused*

'Abramelin the mage' is required for all serious occult students

CHRIS IS A PRICK

omg he really did! Wootage!

chris you gimp wa ya doin?

hilaaarious

I have boogies up my nose than I need to blow out, brb

huws a bum...stupid mcdonalds working mofo who thinks it can be an excuse to miss college! You bloody ....RARGH!

Yeah...it's not as if Huw has anything better to do other than sit there for hours on end waiting and commenting on new quotes.

come on huw ...we been away for an hour and you havnt commented on our awsome quotage

For all your copy and pasting needs. http://www.google.co m/

go to google ....oh- a quote of martin

Technical term that one

quoted from bones \windows me is shait\

Dodge this *dodges* Fuck! You told me to

ahh this dam quote thing, whyd the site crash? huw sort it out mate cant handle the spam lol

LMAO When martin told me to tell sean to go here, he looked like he was gonna cry cause he heard me

lol shuan is such a kissa ass moffo wanking tos pot thta no one likes why wont he gust take the hint and fucking die

Linux is NOT an efficient, user-friendly operating system. It is a nightmare disguised as a blessing

linux A method of torturing a person who is just trying to learn more about computers. The folks who program this system assume that you know everything about computers, and will hurl insults at you is you even dare to ask them a question relating to

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Windowes: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

dam you mike, sit the fuck down before i hit you down!

I shoved a flute in my puccy

OMG LOOK IM SEAN I THINK IM AWESOME :|

one day at band camp...

Hahahhahahahahhaha look at Shaun he's reading a web design book and is pretending to be so good at it....DREAMWEAVER BUM

hMM...i WONDER IF HUW HAS PUT COMMAS ON IT WHEN THERE'S A 1,000 QUOTEZ (look how cool I am by typing quotez)

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78u9bnmpyhjujk/jhghf gfdgjk lol fell asleep on keybroad

Sean was just like quoting the star trek speech hahahhaha

matthews log, stardate umm... fuck dont know. anyway today is all about tips and tricks from the command line.

only you a homo

Sean is a tw@

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!WHo!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Let's play a game on bang-your-head-on-th e-keyboard-and-post- what-you-type! I've gone first...

hey ya

_ SPACE THE FINAL FRONTEER

like hitting your head against a fucking wall

w00t!?

ki/#;['nmj - me banging head on keyboard

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * infinity

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up your bum martin

dam huw time to delete some quotes i think

ahh well, as the old saying goes, you need to find a new vagina mate

Shine on you crazy diamond

JEW THIEFING JIPOS

Getting to 900....

down in the bush, fish!? wtf!

Beep?

beeeeeeeeeeep

The time sponsored by Acurace will be 11:12 after the beep.

wtf fuck you people on about? dick the fucking girl and shut the fuck up!

puccy wtf is a puccy

Mmm... nice wet puccy, I want my girl back. She left with some guy the other day, I miss her puccy (not her) I need the Puccy! Taking her from behind. Im loving it :D

mouse ball that is

omg i lost a ball

OMG THE CD DRIVE HAS SWALLOWED MY PEN

ITCHY NUTS FOR ME TOO

OMG THE FLOPPY DRIVE HAS SWALLOWED MY PEN

bones is this true

Your sister sells sex for 50p.

hitler shoots him self and shaun live s on it sucks so much

RISE TO SUBMISSION

shaun must die

o ichy balls

Die Shaun

instruction

Christine: "What are you doing?" Bones: "Playing with myself."

Add 1st number to 2nd,3rd,4th and 5th number

boilem mash em stickem in a stew

He's playing with himself

Right then bitches, let's get to 900 quotes

tators whats tators precious

oooooooooooooow?

lol whos that - m

coming round the mountain? cumin up her more like :P

SUCKING COCK !!!

SHE'LL BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES *S*

SUCKING COCK ??!

64 to go

Oh no! die kase in der grenate!

65 to go

66 to go

SUCKING COCK ??

67 to go

68 to go

SUCKING COCK ????

yhelothar

Franky goes to hollywood?

SUCKING COCK ???

frank is between my legz

Omg teh taggy steve ....that isnt very 1337

who is this i dont know but i will get u all bones steve and martin

*:-=S=-.* omg hax

Oh noes where am i? what yar is it? who is the president? - bones

*tag* -S-

M- hmm we have a mistory gest

Is huw here? Gasp shock horror - bones

:/ SERARCHING FOR A NEWWW WOOOHMMEEEEEEEEE OOH YYEAAAHHH

I like is workingz0r

who siad that yarr! ill be getting ya!

hmm a site dedicated to ms?

Oh noes, I made a mess of my panties

yarr! ill be getting ya!

are we ??

I think we should all orgasm

we havvve 810 quotes shall we go to 900

Time for work...*cries*

fucking echo

I beat yo ass all over the place yeeeeees

type type something something here here

GO GO POWER RANGERS!

u be-hactes

BONES. MUST. DIE.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOT I AM THE 800th quote what do i win

ME

800

y hallo thar

3 more needed

ok

hello there

Let's get this to 800 quotes

Ee-oy Martin

** Steven has entered the chat

I like pie!

oooo handbags

turn me upside down and multiply me!

Huws gonna be fucked off, oh well he shold be here the pc light buying ripped off bitch

cut ur half in half HA

LOOL

*gets cut in half* Ow stop dividing me by 2!

like this i cut u in half

no fucking idea

hehehehehehehe

WTF Is christine onnabout?

BIG FLOOPY DONKEY DICKS FLYING IN THE AIR WOOT!!!!

On a kangaroo!

on a tree ???

big arabian balls :|

HI STEVE

You monkey stalker! "gobble gobble"

scortiyo

monkeys on a tree woot

:o Huw be absentio

no haxsor

Fucks yous Mes does assignmentz0r

this lesson is shit

you looking now because i told u 2 hahaha

hi bones are u lookibng at the quotes

All jews should cut off the whole dick not just the skin goddamn it why dose no one listen to me u fucking jew thiveing jipo!?!?!

bill gates RULES !!!!!!!!

I love Micri$oft

Oh la la! J'ai un bilet pour la 2:40 train!

le gare est pres de le TESCOS

Ah.

No but shepards pies are full of old sheepshggers

Are cottage pies made in a cottage?

All this quote makes me thoughtful...thought ful of my *1000*th post!

These be quotes, et cetera

Croak croak...yes, that was directed at you

Ou est la gare, monseiur?

Caroline Rushworth is of teh s3x uh-huh

We near 800!

Spammers of suck

Spamm'0z = gay......Yarr!!

Spammer: I'm gay All non spammers: We agree - Stef

If you add all the first two letters of the IP's together, you get a number and that number proves you have too much time you sad fool!

Doh, a hat, a female hat, copper, a piece of dirty cheese!

omgitwentthru

IS THIS SPAM??? no......

Well well. What have we here? A BUSH!!!

You go out with Caroline Rushworth. She showed you her money spider for 50p.

Well fuck me sideways!

Typing shit is just as bad as spamming, you silly spamming people, you know who you are! SPAMMERS!!.........Y arr!!

well i was running down the road trying to loosen my load i got seven women on my mine four that wanna own me, two that wanna stone me, one says she's a friend of mine take it easy take it easy don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you craaa

More Ominous Sciences - Siegfried Sigworm?

genius = cuntshit fuckstick with a short peestick...almost Wordsworth.

You spammer = a fucking retard cuntshit fuckprick with a short pee stick

thought shit? what the fuck. go away and get fucking killed, you stupid prick.

a better language is that of the STFU

another on of the greatest languages ever is the language of enoch

the greatest languages in the world are Hebrew and Latin

AD OMNIVM SCIENTIARVM - SIGIL SIGILORVM

what do u say if u wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating -------------------- -------------------- -DROP IT NIGER

what do u call a paky in a freeza -------------------- ------ thought shit

w00t!

king kamehameha day in about a month

All jews should cut off the whole dick not just the skin goddamn it why dose no one listen to me u fucking jew thiveing jipo!!!

Gun? What gun? I have no gun.

I saw a guy trying to steal my gate the other day. I didn&#8217;t want to say anything just in case he took a fence

I saw a guy trying to steal my gate the other day. I didnt want to say anything just in case he took &#8220;a fence&#8221;

Sorry to all the Jews out there

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Whats the difference between a Jew and Pizza? Anyone know, well ill tell you. Pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven.

What&#8217;s the difference between a Jew and Pizza? Anyone know, well I&#8217;ll tell you. Pizzas don&#8217;t scream when you put them in the oven.

what the frist thing you offer a JEW when he come to the house???? ----------A shower

Jew? Whats one of them?

woot i am the 715th QUOTE what do i win

god says SHUT THE FUCK U P BUTTMUNCH

on thier knee the war pigs crawling begging merci for their sin Satan laughting spreds his wings

All jews should cut off the whole dick not just the skin goddamn it why dose no one listen to me u fucking jew thiveing jipo

Haha some real sad people in the world :)

Do you see? Do you really see? Or are you completely blind to the world? No...No you see................. *quietly*...yarr.

war, huh, what is it good for, huh, absolutely everything

The time of men is over....now is the time of the spammers

....i see.

Bless the meek, for they shall inherit the backups. Pitty the spammers, for they are fucked!

i spammed. yes, i spammed, and failed.

Stef continues on his quest

hahah that'll teach you to try and spam, you fucking tard mc tard tard wick wick woo fucktard

ah bollocks, did that wrong somewhere

Lovely quote seven hundred! I love you! I love puppies and soft cotton! De Sade is Santa

take it from me!

-one else tries to

post before any

seven hundredth

get to the

harrrr! time to

Infidels

while huw="mc donalds job" do "ripoff by selling him macs"

also, i noticed that while(true) { $asshat++; }

if(isset($asshat)) die("!");

I'm sure

Whats funny isyou people seem to feel threatened by said spammer, and appear to be spending more time trying to insult him than he does spamming

"MUN BLING MESSA CHEESEOX YOW PENI" Is That Welsh Or Just Random Bollocks?

Calling people "a cunt" is what we do best around here! - Dean

and a paedo in a pear treeee!

Laugh all you want sir"yep 3 whole mins", the deapest circle of hell's rectum is reserved for phedos and spammers! YARR!!

yes? hmmmmmm.......cunt much?

LOOL U SO FUNNY INIT BOYO MUN BLING MESSA CHEESEOX YOW PENI

3 minutes seems to be about your mental age. HAHA!?

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Bothering to type that is a sign of too much spare time

MMMMM You Suck El Spammo

Maturity at its peak.

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Avast billy bones!

much agreed, stop all ye spammin ye scurvey wenches YARR!!

Yeah Stef Tell Them Fucks!!

Stop your fucking spamming, bitches - Stef

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Nuclear weapons are just another way of saying i don't like you!

Agreed

Still People Attempt Spammage, DUMB FUCKS PISS OFF

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You can only post 'type something here' once it seems!

Ah

type something here

Do quotas make quotes?

Qu0t0r

Quoter: Unfunny question Quoter2: Unfunny Answer

Shopkeeper: What kind of box? Customer: A Blaine box

So I was like this, right, and then she came in like that and said, y'know, what she said, and then, I was like, uh, 'WTF?'

g

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And the race to 700 begins!

Damn you DeX, I'll get you next time

600 woo woo wooo and wooo love DeX

All Quotes About Spamming Make No Sense Now, Hurray!!

MMMmmm The Spammers IP But Who Is It??

Happy New Year Ya'll Roll On 2004

My name, Is David Blaine

WTF is going on in this place? -Stef

of them

loads and loads and loads and

theres loads of them

Caues after all

Yeah, damn spamming people

Me 2 Huw please sort this shit out

I am quite disappointed with people

type something here

First Person To Get To 2004 before New year Wins

THIS SHIT IS SHIT NOW SHIT THINGS HAS BEEN HAPPENING

Christmas has one 't' and one 's', fool. Therefore, 1001 pws you. - Stef

1000, Merry Christmas To You All!

Yeah you definetly need spam protection BUT WHO FUCKING CARES, ITS CHRISTTTMASSSS, GO GO GADGET BEAGLE II LANDING/CRASHING

Agreed said Stef

every unque IP should be limited to one and hour I mean.

Huw! Huw! put flood protection on this quote box. Put a limit of one quote for every hour for ever unique IP.

Stef says: Hmm. Who the fuck did that?

ONOES ITS SUCH AN ACHIEVMENT GETTINGS LOTS OF QUOTES HERE I BETTER POST SOME MORE SO MY WILLY GETS BIGGER

The type summut here is now becoming anoying. Also you sir only pwned 800 quotes through spaming everyfink....therefo re you are a cunt

As I Said Knobs

type something here says raz

It would seem a bunch of knobs have started using your site Huw says DeX

"OK I think this quotes thing should be removed now", says Stef

800 PWND YOUR ARSE

Welcome to ze jungle

Leighfield = teh seX0rz

Dean = spammer. Kill him.

You know its going to be a bad day when. . . . . you wake up on a boat, with a headache standing next to a group of men all dressed the same and you don

701 ALSO PWNED WOAR!!!

700 - PWNED BY DEAN!!!

2,1

3

YARR....MY HARTIES, YARR!!!!

Just because you said something now we're just going to carry on.....

FOR FUCKING FUCKS SAKE, LEAVE THE BASTARD PIRATE IMPRESSIONS ALONE

Race to 700 ruined by..."type something here", you quote whoring bastard, I hope your proud of yourself....cunt

hmmmmmmmm......the spam i sence in you.....

yarr bring me wench! leighfield, yarr!!!

hmmmmmmmm......the post whore i sence in you.....

YARRR!! Cap'tn Black sirrrr!!!! Hoist ye sails and ang im from da yard arm!! yarr ha ha ha

Avast, Billy Bones, let us swashbuckle on yonder poopdeck, yarr!

Huw the coder, can he fix it? Huw the coder yes he can!

YARRRRR!!! me artie's! hoist he' sail's aann weigh's anchor!!!! yar hahahahahaha *yo ho ho*

Huw will fix it.......he can fix anything *thinks about Huw fixing things*

Who the fuck spammed all that shit, the motherfucker

When I Say Posts I Mean Quotes O_O

Nice One For FUcking up The Race Too 600 Posts, The Quest Continues

Gay.

Yum, Leighfield

Honey In The Beer Can Is All We Need

Percival: Damn that fucking womble Maria: But darling honey cupcake lovebunny, I love him too!

/me loves Dean's aSS

At least it doesn't cause damage to others, unlike an oversized chin

http://media.ebaumsw orld.com/index.php?e =idolvirgin.asf

and being a prick

Yarr! *Weight of adam's apple causes distorted, pirate style speaking*

oh christ...it begins.

Do what the Cheeky Girls ask of you!

i could'dnt see for chin

my my my there sure are alot of bums in this posting quoating thingy

you lick my stamp. it taste good. you like horse

suck my geranium

lick my stamp

you go out with caroline rushworth. she showed you her money spider for 50p

ah for fucks sake! don't ruin the first to 600 quote race!

bums bums willybums

Goodbye horses! Goodbye horses!

I am sexy cam girl ha ha. You buy present from wishlist and I love you, yes?

i phones up Beacon Radio 606. and requests slade.

Don't wash my sheets mummy. The smell makes me feel safe

my names dave. dissy dave.

Eadible?

Eadible Undies MMMMMkkkaaayy

i shuv my hrd cok in ur wet pussy

i undrezzes u. i is wet 4 u baby oh hun tocuh me omg luvs u

she sells sea shells on the brothel shop floor

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Frater Exorcismus ignis is a genius, by kinsey87

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then, I got curious about it. And I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was and why he had deer horns.

DeX Will Lead The Quest To Sparog 9

Stef will join the quest!

Im Game On For First Too 600

if (equals = equals) then....

first to six hundred?

ah, fine, fine.

The getting 500 posts

me watching muse makes you better than me?

Possibly

no

I Figured As Im Not An Idiot

That was not directed at you

Wondering is not something that should be performed by idiots

MMMMM I Wonder

I Wonder Who Posted The Below

Thats What Makes Me Better Than You

bollocks, i was too busy watching muse to win 500 post

501 > *

DeX Gets Numero 500 = PWNED

Chicken fiesta flavaaaa

Big up this one

I want that lurvely person naked mmm

Mmmmmm bearded clam

Anal Resuscitation Is Always Wrong

Something a monk wears?

WTF is a habbit?

I'll give you an odd moment, once during sex i called lois FRANK ! your move................ ..

Bleh! Run all Paul will try to drink your blood and eat your children! Noooo! He wants to be a vampire! Aww, poor little laddie!

WTF is a wearwolf?

I only post here to feed my coke habbit.

i do hate you all

why can't people spell?

Any of you homos ... touch me...and I kill ya

Touch me and Ill touch you

Ohh yes yes yes I feel that

Woooooooooohh Im the Wearwolf

pillow-biter man

You sausage jockey. Yes, you!

bunchawaaankers

ee-hee.

Avast, ye landlubbin wench!

Yarr!

kiss my bad self

Mmmm And You Are A lovely Bear Aint cha

dong - word that follows 'ding'. Or a cock.

Printer - an incorrectly named pointer

mmmmmmm yes twonk

testicle - an examination on the historical use of icles.

'C' - big blue wobbly thing, that mermaids live in

Something - A specific kind of thing named 'some'

lady - a female gentleman

leek - long thin welsh tomato

legend - that part of a leg what's not at the middle.

Dictionary writer 1: How shall we define 'Blue'? Dictionary Writer 2: 'The colour of tack'

101 experiments in the philosophy of life - 87: kill someone in your head.

Once I ate a sandwich made of bread, butter and ham.

when i'm pissed at my friends, i like to think of things to say that would really, really hurt them, and then i reenact the various scenarios of it in my head. things like stabbing scissors in their ears. its fucking crazy, i know.

I blame the dog when I fart. My wife thinks he might have bowel cancer because of it.

http://g00gle.ch/gay gle.php

poor poor datlef, he was addicted to heroin. as was christiane

Ooh, Datlef, you feel so good!

shaga shaga shaga? come on.

You Got A Stretchy One There Mate

my pants are made of mucus

*Gets 500th quote*

ok, what about the first person to 500 quotes?

true love waits

grand theft auto vice - pr0n island!

if (bob = great) then (it's true, so ayesht)

g0at pr0n

If (dean = annoying) then (bob = great)

if (stef = cunt) then (the sun = hot)

what?

i once thought that stefs adams apple was a gas giant, but now i see that it has a great deal of mass.........also i have discovered that the earth does not infact orbit the sun.....it orbits stefs adams apple *on account of its mass*

Ooooooooo....shaga shaga shaga

i lika do..............da cha cha

hashing = mr mcarthys stupid WRONG bollocks about adding a address to summut, he should spend more time learning and less time shagging his wife!!!!!!

Even more bollocks.

Hashing. With a pipe!!!

Where'd the cheese go? I Don't know.

WARNING - 0001110 0011101 0011101 - DONOT = ROxOR

0001110 0011101 0011101 - Letters *roXor*

GOBSHITE !!!!

100% Fact.

Mansecs

FECK. ARSE. GIRLS.

ice age coming

if ('bob fat post' = clever) then (the pope = a wizard)

I Was Raised In The Hood

Teh China Syndrome = Better

Big Trouble In Little China - Supreme Film

BTW, what does 'suprime' mean?

if (bob = fat) {print 'correct'; else { print 'liar!'; }

if (bob = fat) {print 'correct 'else print

Fuck me that ransid turkey smelt bad

ooh yeah baby, i have rancid turkey in my bag

dean wrote 'COMPUTINGCOURSEWORK ' on my japs eye

if (stef = exists) then (he is hated by every-fucking-one)

kitty shit in your eye

Is less cruel than puppy torture

Kitty Torture!!!

if (posts = 999) then post('Haha Stef has the 1000th post and pwns you all!');

Dean wrote 'JAPSEYE' on my computing coursework!

Private Sub cmdCalcPrice_Click() "pie!" then lbl1 caption.value "mr mcarthy = pie"

When Huws drunk he likes to give everyone a nice big hug. When im drunk............... ....i like to shoot people

ha.................. ..............ha

ha

japside of stefs course work......hahahahaha hahha

~*:*~AnNoYiNg TeEnY PoSt ~*:*~

buck naked and the daredevil boys

dean could almost be spelled 'dead'

stefs four hundredth post was ok but mine would have been better *quotepost*"ooooooo. .....look fourhundred posts *does the happy dance*

I shall be the thousanth post poster.......you'll see YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!! hahahahahahahahhaahh a *evil eyes*

i wish it was the sixites, i wish i could be happy i wish i wish

Stef u = pwn u are the post master!

Quote #401 - See quote 400

Stef - OMG QUOTE 400!

JAPSEYE!

Only because you want to get to 400 first

You fesk0ring zpammerz!

There was

oooo............bit of a posting whore moment there

Its lucky he was a peodo..........or that could have been very Embarrassing!

One By One The Penguins.....STEEEEL MY SANITY !!!!

My names Buck and i'm here to FUCK!!!

Ha Ha *Thiefs Victory*

First one to post the four hundreth quote winns! and it should be the best quote in the world!

Im sure that should be world dommination! But then who gives a fuck anywhoo!!!!

Steff questions the chin, but whats he planning with adams apple that big? Worl domination? Or plasic surgery?!

aSS

slapper!

Huw is a stoner.

don't question my authority or put me in the dock cause i'm not

don't care if it hurts, i wanna have control, i wanna perfect body, wanna perfect soul

it's a shim

eff the internet

/me is poked in eye by Dean's HUGE chin

I meant 'quotezor'

Pity we don't have a postzor count

First one to post the thousanth quote wins, me thinks it will be ZZ, that doesnt include spammers.....im talking to you........mr spammer

The Joe Likes Boys and the Joe Likes Lady Boys Quotes Are FALSE, My Sister Is A Slag, Whoever Else Posted Is Also A Slag

1 quote 2 quote 3 quote 4, 5 quote 6 quote 7 quote m0re!

joel just likes boys

joe likes lady boys

suck my balls

the snide bunny has knicked my wallet

LeZ be FrEINdZ!!1111

i is cute camgirl yes! you buy from wishlist i love u yes?

WEW WEW wuh-wuh WEW - mister jovi

The quote '311 quotable quotes.....OMG so many quotes!!' was quoted a considerable number of quotes ago

Sometimes I wish it was some other time. But then, sometimes I don't

I Think The Rain Is Calling Murder

Convinve myself, ooh its my life, dont you forget, ohh its my life, it never endsssss

theres a mooose loooose abooot this hoooose

Meeeeh, spacker is me!

SMOKING KILLS - So does being the prison bitch. Well, actually your arsehole kills then.

HEALTH WARNING: Allen keys are not to be inserted into the anus

white on blooo

i've tried speed, coke, E, LSD and smack, when my uncle molested me, well i molested him back

" It ain't over 'til it's over "

" If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them "

The future ain't what it used to be

When you come to a fork in the road....Take it

I didn't really say everything I said

Nickel ain't worth a dime.

YAY

FECK. ARSE. GIRLS.

of course not. Now, if you had called your daughter 'moonbeam', then we'd be in trouble.

I called my son Moonbeam. Am I a hippie? -- xCOnfuSed13047@hotma il.com --

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Insanity They Say? YES my gosh your correct

thanks accepted

Thank you

apology accepted

Big bang in litte China, eh, Dean? OK. *Presses the big, red, "President Only" button*

I try to spell shit right but when I'm rambling on with a shit long quote then errors occur rather frequently

Obviously It Means Alot To You Im Sorry

my little hitler toy comes with free 4 year plan and cut out and keep third reich poster

us, obviously.

You People Need To Stop Moaning About Grammatical And Or Spelling Errors I mean Who Gives A Fuck?

Mr president, i believe we should nuke little china!

Stef for President!

MEEEEh, I'm a spacker

Simpletons!

If yohw ars9 reakd eing the9is thwn yosua re dysleidoic

If you are reading this then you can read

Is that Zyklon B I can taste upon my chips?

ohhhhhhh........WITH THE CUTTING AND THE BASTING! AND THE STUFFING IN MY TOOKAS! GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE *DEAD*

Why should i listen to you..........YOUR HITLER!!!!!!

bollacks

Oh

No, there isn't.

Is ThErE aNy NeEd To TyPe LiKe ThIs, BoY?

Your post contains multiple grammatical errors.

Toyota Celica I Will Never Leave Ya Believe Ma I Bring The Flavour Every Hour Sharp And Sour Its The MC Powa

what's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

whod've thought, the gloriousness of 'Like hammer time, but with water', would spawn all this bollocks.

Bitch Quote, Add

i just wondered, all the shite i've 'quoted' on here is gonna get displayed on the little blue bit and it'll confuse the fuck out of some people. as will this one probably.

however, it includes a SPELLING ERROR!

ha, the last quote isn't OBSOLETE!

This one isn't: Multiple quoteable quotes

ha, the last two quotes are OBSOLETE!

311 quotable quotes.....OMG so many quotes!!

310 quotable quotes

mmmmmmm......pink floyd

because if its number two, let me know the details please.

does that mean a shit masseuse or a masseuse that uses shit?

Who Gonna Get Ya, Who Gonna Get Ya

Still Smoking Them Strawberries

Noel Edmonds touched me 'down there'!

Gah, why can't people begin sentences with capital letters?

Twas Me Monsiuer DeX

Misure's Misuse of the Merde Masseuse

gah, why can't people spell 'heroin'? or 'edmonds'?

p.s. I like the Floyd reference

Noel Edmunds touched me 'down there'!

Pffft Heroine Makes You Comfortably Numb

brandy makes you randy! whisky makes you fall over! heroin make you dead!

whu?

whu?

Sneer!

Don't give beer to a queer or him you shall fear

how much mow could a now fow dow if a tow dow how wow cow

*sigh* or rather....(see above)

how much mow could a now fow dow is a tow dow how wow cow

or rather....(see above)

how much mows could i now fow dow if a tow dow how wow cow

obviously not

<b>This work?</b>

printf ("hello world");

prinff ("hello world");

MEEEEH?

uh...?

How much wood can a span chuck chuck if a span chuck could chuck would wood

sussex

You should spell "shoudn't" with an 'L'

bob

Why should I type something here?

XBOX SI THE HUEG!!11

You shoudn't start a sentence with the word "and".

And that apostrophe is in the wrong place

This is'nt a chat room you know. a/s/l?

i wondered when this would be back on

Look, its the first added quote on the new add quote page!

I posted that

bob: fucking right. all above board and fairly democratic, you understand.

Only Bob and Dean and Raz and Huw and Stefan may post quotes. The rest of you can rot, you piss spouting motherfuckers

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! !!!!!!!!

You should'nt have pressed the button!

I will now press this big red button, despite what any of you say!

I will now press this big red button, despite what any of you say!

I will now press this big red button, despite what any of you say!

Evan gooliegong what a lovely name

damn fucking straight bob said it best. cunt off.

me thinks bob said it best, to quote a bob "CUNT OFF!!!!!"

Had many lessons in running a DICTATORSHIP have you????????

fascist prick!

no more quotes at all. Unless I make them.

No more shit quotes

Blue is the colour of the sky. Blue is the colour of sadness.

Christ, there's a hell of a lot of bollocks that some people quote on here.

what...........the.. .........fuck?ERROR! !!ERROR!!!ERROR!!!ER ROR!!!ERROR!!!ERROR! !!ERROR!!!ERROR!!!ER ROR!!!ERROR!!!ERROR! !!ERROR!!!ERROR!!!ER ROR!!!ERROR!!!ERROR! !!ERROR!!!ERROR!!!ER ROR!!!ERROR!!!ERROR! !!ERROR!!!ERROR!!!ER ROR!!!ERROR!!!ERROR! !!ERROR!!!

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Wuffle.com does not condone erect penises.

Good bollock, its a womble eating a child! Whatever next?

oh no! if the hotdog's behind my ear, what did i eat for lunch?!

Penguins don't fly. But then, neither do dogs.

somtimes, i fell like a sugar cane.

"""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Sometimes i sit down and just spend hours envying Huw................t hen i think..............y ou bastard loooooook at your fantazzzmic site!!!!!!!!!!!1

A pie................. a womble.............. ..two very harmless things.............. ..but put them together...........a nd they'll FUCK your SHIT up like you'd never sEEn!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nike Factory Manager: Work faster, bitch, or no rice! Worker: Please rice! Me no rice all month! Manager: I care not! *Eats rice*

To the person whom posted befor me..........you god damn HypoCrite "shakes fist "

Quotes are for quoting, not spouting crap

ah fuck, now i have curry all over me.

It was a wonderful, mystical creature that was staring into my soul...it had a purple eye and a zimmer frame. IT WAS PAUL'S MOTHER!!!

One night i was lying on my bed, looking at the stars and the endless horrizon, and suddenly I thought, Where the hell is my roof? - Lord Silicon

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Possibly stefan.............. .................... .................... ...........but then.......pie

person who posted the 'hey bob cyrup' post : my semen-rectumed chum, cunt off. bye.

YARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Hey Bob, you may know what a Phallus is, but what the good fuck is cyrup?

i wanna be a rudey so the mods will let me in oh yeah!

i meant syrup

i was ill yesterday, so i took some morphine cyrup. my stomach went away, and i flew into the sky

do you have any sulphuric acid? MEEEEEEEEEEEEH

war, huh, what is it good for, huh, absolutely nothin'

what's a falace?

sigh, what a world.

Damn these inverted commas..ifeel so trapped!!

Stands quite corrected

When your Paul bowen you think your opinion matters, but actually you are nothing more than a vanishing sperm on the wank stain of life!!!

FIGVRA SIGILLI SIGILLORVM

Wank burger = fantastic!

Time for my daily does of wuffle ;-)

Look at that carbon phallus!

When Huw enters the room....the shit officially hits the fan!!!!

echo 'JWJ is a $_POST['user_submitt ed_obscene_adjective ']';

Blue sucks poo now that he works in mcDonalds, SUCKS POO I TELL YOU, suck suck suckle, mmmmmmmmmmmmm suckleeeee mmmmmmmmmm juicy mmmmmmm moist mmmm soft mmmmm warm perhaps toooo

smelly weeee

weee

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Print print DEAN SMELLS OF WEE

Noone dies a virgin because life screws us all

Gots me a big ole dick and i'm gonna have fun!!

Gots me a big ole dick and i'm gonna have fun!!

"i am a big man, yes i am, and i have a big gun. Got me a big ole dick and i like to have fun."

"i am a big man, yes i am, and i have a big gun. Got me a big ole dick and i like to have fun."

ulrika, yoooooou aaaaaare a twat

dick-a-dee-a-dick-a- do-do

"OK what have you stolen?" small boy: "a bike" police man: " you EVIL BASTARD!!!!, i hope they lock you up and throw away the key!!"

argh, i'm all bornt, ya couple a' fuckin cunts

what is it about drugs that get you going, bob?

nicotinevaliumvicoda nmarijuanaecstasyand alcohol....c-c-c-c-c ocaine

i am a big man, yes i am, and i have a big gun. Got me a big ole dick and i like to have fun.

Edward! He said I could touch his helmet if I showed him my points!

You kicked me in the balls!!! And to you sir i take my hat off *Takes hat off*

PRINT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE " Huw is a damn fine person " END MESSAGE

goatse.cx goatse.cx goatse.cx IS DAMN FINE

"Rattle rattle" said the printer. "Printer is out of paper" said the computer. "Fuck" I said. Then I cried.

Knackerd like a jew in the shower!!!

Huw = finger licking fun

"u slag, u muppet, u slag u muppet, u think ur havin a laugh, u think ur havin a bleedin laugh, u muppet, u could stick half of kings cross station up ur hooter, u slag, u muppet"

OH MY GOD!!!....the beast, he looked me right in the EYE, DEAR LORD...the fear ran through me like so much half cooked chicken...then i came to realise the obviousness of the truth....IT WAS BOB

When life gives you lemons, shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons

.........then she touched my falace

A man stood in-front of me and said "sir i dont like your face" To which i replied "mellow out man, life aint so bad", then i said "sir you have offended me", then i said "fuck off you cunt!!!!"

Person 1: why don&#8217;t you call me? Person 2:I cant my phone has no 5! Person 1:That&#8217;s weird. How long have you had it? Person 2: I don&#8217;t know my calendar has no 7.

I do believe that any man who wears plum coloured stockings requires a tongue bath from Jamie while being kicked in the face. With steel toecapped boots.

View from Huws garden

*shits pants*

OMG!!!111 i forgot what i was gonae say

OOMPH! (www.oomph.de) They r0x, bugger, u cany say 'they m3t4l' cos they r german metal

I Want A Sun Bunny (not Copyright) (not Trademarked)

Fast, Efficient, Reliable, Amusing...hmm, must Wuffle.com

werwrwrwrwrwrwrwerew rwer

Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.

u slag, u muppet, u slag u muppet, u think ur havin a laugh, u think ur havin a bleedin laugh, u muppet, u could stick half of kings cross station up ur hooter, u slag, u muppet

Where are my shoes?

There goes the bastard cat flap again

Wooo Checking its ok, so i cant post links to www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com www.tubgirl.com

Ready, fire, aim!

Futt buck!

How do I use this thing?

*Sings* Jamie, oh, Jamie! Jamie - Wyn Jones! You are - so special! You are - A FUCKING CUNT

Zambia is good at making quality electrical products

BATMAN!

boobs!

Free hat!

When you start driving in a car, you have to give it some rev's, if i sat in a car with someone and they did'nt do that, id be all like HEY MAN WHERES DA FUCKING REV'S

*When seeing some one waling down the street in a blue pinstripe suit, greased hair and a samson breif case, it is liable to assume they are a suit, and deserving of a good hard kick in the face*

well bugger me senseless

I hope your open minded, when me and Tony make love in the garden he tends to scream a bit......WOOP there go my shoes again!!!!

quote

A spammer with ten million accounts and IPs has come and is destroying everything!

Jamie Wyn Jones is a cunt

Percival: OMG 3 seconds!!! Maria: Shit, those pills must have worked, love-bunny!

Wee x 3

quote

test

don't touch my bra when it's loaded

Last update: just now!!!!

free hat

feed the cat

You know whats bad? When your mum finds out you do drugs :/

Hey Gordan

bum bum willybums

bob

They think they're so hip in their hemp suits, wait till they get a taste of my LSD suit.

bob

I smell of jelly beans

Somtimes i think man the universe = big, then i think whats for tea, then i think man where am i

When the President says 'Go', it's Hammer Time.

I like lettuce

I like lettuce

I like lettuce

I like lettuce

BAWS Bacon And Lettuce Sandwhich

Once when i entered a big fat club selecta on a technics mixing a dub

FUCKING WELSH SHEEP SHAGGING TWAT!!!

little does joe no, as he's masturbating in his mums room, im in his

The REM Lyric Was From Me :) But Who Is ME

&amp;quot;Don't forget the fishing rod, Jeffery, it's in the trunk&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Don't forget the fishing rod, Jeffery, it's in the trunk&amp;quot;

For gods sake, i feel like everything is going wrong. life's really bad when your a big failure

Sometimes i think i am the most unpopular person in the world. Then i think of Jamie Wyn Jones.

When in doubt, click yer fingers

Coi

Free Kevin!

bCLAN -- The Official Bugger My Bum Please Noel Edmunds Clan

Noone dies a virgin because life screws us all

HUW IS A MORON WHO HAS TO DESTROY WEBSITES SO HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN SO SUPRIME

I Wuv Wuffle

quote: supersly humped this site. it was good!

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Huw has the coolest name ever.

i am a big man yes i am and i have a big gun got me a big ole dick and i like to have fun

Show me a hero and I can write you a tragedy

huw = sexiest winnar in teh world!!!!!

My friends called my a paedophile when they saw my girlfriend. Its not as if she was 3. She was 4!

My husband thought getting circumsised was bad... then the Nazis came for him

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WILL YUO BE TEH FRIL???////

TYLER HAYES WAS HERE.

TYLER HAYES WAS HERE.

Now we can name you Homer Jr. Your friends can call you HoJu!

Now we can name you Homer Jr. Your friends can call you HoJu!

Now we can name you Homer Jr. Your friends can call you HoJu!

Now we can name you Homer Jr. Your friends can call you HoJu!

If i make a quote am i famous?

Fucking Cunt Wop Stick Ya Finger In His Eye

I hope there is a burger king on the way to heaven or hell coz ima have the munchies

Hack The Mainfram Gimme Some Juice Yeah Hippie

He Cant Swallow!!

Im Possibly But Not Definately Maybe

You Knocked Over The Water Bottle I Aint Happy With You

Testicles on Toast

quote- is a quote

quote- is a quote

blimey, someone put an r.e.m. lyric on here

i like raz, he makes my pee pee hard

God damn...Jamie is such a fukwit

Some old people smell of piss. Some smell of shit, but they're ALL rotten old cunts!

i'm pink, therefore i'm Spam

I showed some women my balls the other day, she kicked me in them, but was impressed

Raz loves blue x4

Raz loves blue x 2

Raz Loves blue

Raz loves blue

Raz

Raz

Raz

Raz

Raz

Raz

Raz

Check the penis, check check check the penis!

When i say shabba, you say FIRE!

Im breaking through im bending spoons, im keeping flowers in full bloom

premature ejaculation is just another way of saying you're pretty

premature ejaculation is just another way of saying you're pretty

premature ejaculation is just another way of saying you're pretty

premature ejaculation is just another way of saying you're pretty

If Toast Alwaz Lands Butaside Dwn, And Cats Alwaz Lnd On Ther Fet, Wht Hppns If u Strap Tost 2 a cat

When life gives you lemons, shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference

If stealing from old people is wrong then i guess i'm just plain wrong

i'm a man of few words............... aSS

my lord its hot in here dear...im sweating like a JEW in the showers

when an old man's only friend is a dog, and it dies, he might aswell shoot himself too.

when an old man's only friend is a dog, and it dies, he might aswell shoot himself too.

i think a good story would be about a clown whos real sad inside. and who also has severe diarrhea

if youre robbing a bank, and drop your gun, i think its ok to laugh because come on, life is funny.

i laugh when i see a lady fall over, but then i think 'if i was an ant, she could have killed me'.

kids say that 'fuck' is a pretty bad word, but 'cunt' is worse.

the day i was supposed to be married, i didnt turn up, for a joke.

i told a kid santa had died. He cried like hell but i think he thought it was a pretty good joke.

women wouldn't know sensuality if it bit them on the ass

i admired his technique. first he punched me, then kicked me, then punched me again.

he took a big bite of the juicy melon, but then he saw it wasnt a melon at all but a HUMAN HEAD

sometimes i think 'why are we here?' then i think 'who cares?' then i think 'hey, whats for dinner?'

we sometimes laugh at grandpa, but not when he comes home with some whore he picked up in town.

a man doesnt just get my respect. he has to get down in the dirt and beg for it

sometimes i want to throw my head back and gargle. i don't care who hears me because i am beautiful

aSS

you bet your god damn aSS

Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

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By jingo!! A fake!!

what a divvy, what a fucking div. talkin like a moron walkin like a spiv.

That was getting sexy and i lost it

The world now knows the power of wood-e

Through each beginning an ending is for foreshadowed

wuffle, lovin trouser snakes since 1962

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit, people like me.

bCLAN -- The Official bNETWORK Counter-Strike Clan.

NRA4EVR

i'm a joyful pianist

Light speed blazin chronic through the galaxy

I WUB CODE

I WUB EVERY! I WANT TO BUM SHEEP AND COWS AND MEN AND BABYS AND ANYTHING RONG I AM WUBIN MY COCK NOW

fat people eat lots then get fatter

Mmm pie

Gidda widda ridda when we bring it!!!!

A million books... one story

Smoking Strawberries

It stings in the dark

Sit Upon A Flowered Trellis And Fall.

zebra fucker, zebra zebra zebra bastard

Raz for Bluey 4 ever

Its Howdy Doody Time Kiddies; The Bad Man Is Here

big black willies

huh huh looks at that

END THE3Y LOOK4T U FUNNY

Smoking Strawberries

Fisheh Is God

woarrr!!!!!!

howdy

ass

PENIS

ride me raw

I love blueyy

Nothing quite like cheese on a Sunday afternoon.

willybums o/

Wuffletastic!

OMGZ PWN!!!

What's a shoutbox?

Mr. Ben is quite sexy. A thieving bastard, but sexy.

Mozilla for ever!

Pirates...!

It's like Hammer Time, but with water